Role/Roll Playing in the Bedroom

I like to role play...mostly because I find it to be fun to try on accents, be perverted as someone else, and see how sexy I can be in another role (I have failed every time so far). And usually I can even persevere and get some actions even WITH my acting skills, Tonight I went for Cafeteria Lady. I know this is going to come as a shock to most (all) of you, but my man...was not turned on by it.

I was all sexy like as I crawled on top of him and whispered in his ear "did you see how I

gave you some extra mashed potatoes today, are you going to mash my potatoes?". And then next I went for my tried and true (and almost favorite) role of Olga, offering to milk to cow/goat/sheep/cock in my best Russian voice as I showcased my moves. Again, IT DIDN'T WORK. I mean, what does it TAKE people?!? So then I went with prison inmate. He was the prison inmate.

I was (again) the cafeteria lady who had snuck into his cell for some after hours action. He offered me his shank. But as I soon found out, he didn't mean it. So...let's try this one more time. I went all out. I was his therapist (he's in a psychiatric hospital now, think the Joker in suicide squad) and he said "what happened to the cafeteria lady?". After that we played the quiet game and rolled around. It was much more successful in terms of making out, but Olga was once again silenced. We must not suppress our inner Goddesses, ladies. Olga will live to seduce again. Tomorrow is another day. Never give up!